Walmart Employee: When are you due!!???
Me: This Friday
Walmart Employee: WOW! You are really big!
Me: That's always nice to hear...
Walmart Employee: I mean, is there only one in there? (pointing to my belly)
Walmart Employee: Well, I guess you can at least be proud of what's in there.
Me: Clayton, say bye to the nice lady
Some people just know how to word things, ya know?
Anyway, we're down to 4 days to wait!!! Drink lots of water-it's a killer out there!